RoastGit

Your GitHub. Honestly reviewed.

We analyze your public GitHub activity and roast it with restraint.

Public data only. One roast. No sign-up.

GitHub-aware analysis

We only look at what's public — and say what everyone else is thinking.

Controlled, tasteful roasts

Sharp enough to sting, restrained enough to share.

Privacy-respecting by design

Nothing stored. Nothing tracked. Just one honest review.

How it works

  1. 01Enter your GitHub username
  2. 02We analyze recent public activity
  3. 03You get a short, honest roast

Example

"186 forks but commits like they're rationing them."

"The README has more personality than the last 6 months of contributions."

Questions

Only your public GitHub data is accessed. Nothing hidden, nothing private.

Public repos, commits, and profile information. The same things anyone can see.

Nothing. We don't keep any data after your roast is generated.

Completely. No accounts, no payments, no catch.

We try to keep it light. If it stings, that's the point — but never cruel.

Curious what your GitHub says about you?